Lieber Jetlag   Dear Jetlag, I know you think you have every right to wreak havoc with me as I’m adjusting to a different time table again. You seem to find pleasure in the fact that you’re giving me sleepless nights (the third in a row, in fact), which then will be followed by days during which I don’t want to do anything else but sleep. But, before you cause me any more trouble, please allow me to say that I’m so tired of you making my life so bit difficult these days. Please go away and stop pestering me with your constant presence. I’ve had enough of you and am very ready to move on! Sincerely, Sula Lieber Jetlag, ich weiß, du denkst, du hast ein Recht darauf, mir das Leben schwer zu machen, während ich mich an die Zeitumstellung gewöhnen muss. Es scheint dir Spass zu machen, dass du mir schlaflose Nächte gibst (die 3. hintereinander), denen dann Tage folgen, an denen ich nichts anderes tun will, als schlafen. Und bevor du mir …